- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

A seal walks into a club.

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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