- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Chicken

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

oh hey.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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