- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

oh hey.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Sir, your wife is dead

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