- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

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