There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

What is the name of the car? What

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Pickles are moist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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