if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

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What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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you give like i give lomain

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Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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What's your blood type? Red.

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Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

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So these two girls have a cup .

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why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

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How do you make a man cry? you torture him

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Then none of us want to be right.

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Anti Joke

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