whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

it was all Tagart

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

Granny porn!

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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