- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

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