Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

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How do you keep a blond in suspense?

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Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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Kys

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

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What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

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What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a car.

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This guy gets on a plane and leaves he takes a bite of a green Apple and says to sower then he takes a bite out of a red Apple and says to sweet so he takes a bite of a gernade and says to crunchy so the plane lands and he walks past a little boy crying and says little boy why are you crying because a green Apple came down and hit my dog in the head so he's walking along and sees a nether boy crying and says little boy why are you crying cause a red Apple came down and hit me on the head so he's walking along abd sees a little girl laughing little girl he says why are you laughing cause I farted and the building be hind me bluw up lol ????

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Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

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Anti Joke

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