- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Knock, Knock Who's There

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Your Mom The End.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

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