- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

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