Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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How do you make a man cry? you torture him

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

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Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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Cancer.

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Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

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Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

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Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

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