There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

matt has ebola...funny right!?

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

A seal walks into a club.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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