- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

black people

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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