- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

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