- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

Girls Lacrosse.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

A pope meets another one

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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