- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Women's rights.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

A gay man watches football.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??