- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

whats chinese noodles

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Boxing on Boxing Day

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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