- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

I'm HIV positive.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

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