- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

Jesus Christ

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

binladin walks into the american seals

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

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