What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Whats funnier than 24.....25

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What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

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what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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