- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

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