- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

salad days!

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

I? Everett

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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