A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Equal rights!

What did the tiger say to the monkey? Nothing really, just a lot of growls and other sounds as he consumed it.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

What's old and wrinkly? old people

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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