- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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