why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

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Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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My parents died!

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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Jebron Lames.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

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You're so sweet I have diabetes

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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