What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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Dont read this joke

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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fallow me on twitter #ieatveloceraptorsfordinner

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Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

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A whole 'nother.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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roy g biv

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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