- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

why did katy fall off her bike?

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

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