- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Why didn't the cat eat its dinner? Because I nailed its head to the floor.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

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