- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

This is a joke.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos