- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

Whats worse than a joke? This

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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