Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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A dyslexic blind man

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

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Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

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can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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