Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

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Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

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what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

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why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

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