What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Your Mom

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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