Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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Stop me if you heard this one before.

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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