Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

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What is short and yellow? Most Asians

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

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I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

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Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

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What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

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Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

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what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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