justin beiber sucks

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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everyone dislike this

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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Yo mamas so fat she is obese

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

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If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

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If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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