- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

What did the apple say to the other apple? Nothing, apples are fruits and cannot talk

yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean????? What Nothing they just waved ???? Oh Do you sea what I did there ???? No I'm shore you did ???? By Erin

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