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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

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