Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

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God is like semen. They're both nouns.

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

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the WNBA.

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Bob Saget

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Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

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I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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