If youre African, why are you white?

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ *slams door*

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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