Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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This is a random Anti joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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