- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I drive a 'rarri

Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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