What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

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Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

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Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -He thought it was a game Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? -He had no arms Why did the girl fall off her bike? -She was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator

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whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

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A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

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What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

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I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

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Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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