- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

What do I hate? people

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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