- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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