- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

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