whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

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im gay

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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