- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

I have cancer. And you're next.

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

Justin with a hat.

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