- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there me i kill you

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

What do Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles have in common? They were all mentioned in the previous sentence.

what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He looked both ways and saw there was no traffic.

Q: How do you make a clown frown? A: Hit it with an ax.

What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

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