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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

Chuck Norris.

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

learn. advance!

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

Stop. Seriously stop.

What is black and has no education A tire.

Stephen Hawking can walk

want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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