- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

THe Election

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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