A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

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Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

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10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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