What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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