- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

black people swimming

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

Knock Knock Who's There Me

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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