- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

I'm gay.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

Go away still nothing to see

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

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