- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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