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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

Q: What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Q: So what's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? A: The punchline of this joke,

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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