- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

silver bullet?

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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