- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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