- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

woman's rights

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Women's rights.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

A sober Amy Winehouse

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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