Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

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What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

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Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

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How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

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What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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