- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Prostitution is bad.......

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