- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

A guy walks into a bar

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

Alright then, call me sometime then.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

Your life

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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