- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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