- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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