What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

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What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

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what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

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Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

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Penis

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What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

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What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

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What is the difference between Jesus and jackAwhole lota fat

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Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

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Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

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How did the baby cross the ocean? It was stapled to a whale.

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A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

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What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

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Nah Nero, nothing wrong here, I mean I am down to earth, you made me realize that, and sincerely you are my best friend, I mean I hang out with geeks all day, and yeah I might be a bit nerdy or even geeky myself, but not like this, I want to be more like you, spend time with you, not playing dungeon and dragons telling myself I am some warrior princess... I thought playing that crap was gonna get funnier but thats not true the least. What I am trying to say is that I look up to you, what you achieved, and still do, while if you look at me, I am literally several grades below you, so yeah, you are looking down at me. And yeah, I might be falling in love with you to be honest, but I know you have a wife and I am the jealous insecure kind, so I would not want to share you with anyone in fear of losing you if you where my husband, but I dont love you for what I want you to be, I love you for who you are. And yeah I know it must be awkward hearing me type my heart out here, but if you want to know me for who I truly am, as sincere as you are, you deserve it. And no, you are not blunt, you are what people would call "honest to a fault", and I adore that side of you, I mean if I want to hear what people think they want me to hear, I ask anyone else, but you, you are different, you are honest to death, and that makes me feel safe and trust you when you say things, I mean you are a free spirit, if you thought I was ugly you would have told me, and that would have been okay, if it where you actually. So I am sorry if I sound weird or desperate or something, its just whats inside of me right now.

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Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

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Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

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How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

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There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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