what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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