Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

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A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

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Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

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Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

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How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

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Trump will make America great again.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

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Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

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Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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