Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

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Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

A bar walks into a man

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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