Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

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Why don't you ever want to greet your friend Jack on the plane? Because your wife cheated on you with him and she is having his baby, if you were to even think about talking to Jack, you'd end up slitting his throat and throwing him off the side of the plane into a crocodile pit where they will make a feast of his body for the next couple days... So just don't greet Jack

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Two Naked men jump off a cliff. Three months later, an entire pack of Cub Scouts were enrolled in group therapy. It's ongoing.

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whats worse than school...wait a minute?

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A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

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Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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Uber Driver: "Hey I'm close, where are you?" Me: "oh, I see you!" Uber Driver: "Are you that guy in the middle of the road?" Me: "yeah, floor it"

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What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

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Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

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Why was the butcher bald? He was undergoing intensive chemotherapy.

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Adam Fantuzzi's just jealous because he'll never be the man his mother is

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What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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Women's Rights

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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