What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

The FCC

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

sweating like antoni with a girl

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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