- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

A bartender sees Jesus Christ, George Washington, and Adolf Hitler walk into his bar. The bartender is drunk.

What Do call a dog with an e A doge

What's red, white, and blue? light purple

What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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