- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

Your so gay, that you like men!

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Get up Look in the mirror

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

You know what's worse than having a terrible boss? Being unemployed.

Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

What did the black man say to the jew and the blonde girl as they walked to the car. Shotgun.

did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

A man is pulled over because he is suspected of drunk driving. The officer comes to the window and is greeted by a man who then replies: What seems to be the officer, problem?

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