What do you call a fly without wings? A rather unfortunate physical disability

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whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the low cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

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A blind man walks into a bar. It was a book shop.

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How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

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Why did the man with seasonal allergies not take his medication? He had liver disease...read the fine print

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What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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nothing

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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