- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Good job, son.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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