What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

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Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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Antijokes...

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why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

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What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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