What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

how do you save a black man ... u don't

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

hey hey apple

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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