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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

What did the fish say after he

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

"hey do you know the date" "58"

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

To mama so old, she might die soon.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

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