Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

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I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

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I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

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I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

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Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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Kyle grund parker coffey

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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