Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Robin, get in the car, please.

Once, I went to Peru.

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

wanna here a joke? you.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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