- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

Knock knock.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

What did the fish say after he

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What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

"hey do you know the date" "58"

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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