Shea's sty....

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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Casey Anthony kills a baby

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What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

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Is your refrigerator running? No.

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Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

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How will the world end? That information is unknown

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What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

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What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

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roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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I'm gay.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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An Englishman walks into a bar.

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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