why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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snowglobe

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

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Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

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What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

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Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

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Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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Cheese

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Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

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Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

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How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

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