- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Golf.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

where is the world?

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

What's worse than this That :(

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

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