- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

JUST KIDDING^

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

Person 1- Ask me if I am a tree Person 2- Ok, are you a tree? Person 1- Nope

One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.