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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Ask me if im a tree? No

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

Man: Did It Hurt Woman: Did what hurt? Man: When your legs were crushed after being run over by that semi

What's the last thing to go through a flys head when it hits your windshield? Its ass.

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