- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

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Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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