- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

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Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

Who wants $300? Me too.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

A American seeking into mexico

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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