what is 3+3= 8

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

9/11

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

Poop

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

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