- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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