Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

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Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

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What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

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What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

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Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

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Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

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Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

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How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

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It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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