whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

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You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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