- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

Women's Rights Movement

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Want to hear a joke? No.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

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