- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

rent a cops

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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