What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

antonio has a penis head.lol

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

2 black kids walk into school

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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