- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

A pope meets another one

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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