Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

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I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

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Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

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Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

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A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

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A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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