Their was once a man named Bob Clemens who really wanted to have sex with an underage girl. So one day he went on an online chat site to find one. He ran into this young girl and told her all the things he wanted to do to her and she told him that she had never done anything and really wanted to try it. Bob went over to her house one day and she told him to sit down and grab some cookies while she came back. She came back and Bob gave her the roughest pounding that any human being could recieve.

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Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

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Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

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your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

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Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

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Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

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Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

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Where's the soap?

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I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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