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MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

69...you know how awkward this is now...

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

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Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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