- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

The holocaust

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

what looks like a banana? a penis

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Why is this joke funny It isn't

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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