- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

Women's Rights

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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