What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Smeg...

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

*The doctor walks in* Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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