- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

Why was the boy laughing? Because

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

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