Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

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What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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hi dave

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

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Black people.

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Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

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Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

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A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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