- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

whats worse than gill? nothing

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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