What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

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