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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

John Cena

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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