- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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