How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

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1.....2.....3.....boom you died

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

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Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

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:)I will always assist you in whatever you ever want. :(I want to kill you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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