How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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