why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

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all the kids had fun

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the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

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Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

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- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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Click here to end the world.

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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