- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Lets Go Lakers!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Please don't shoot me

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

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