- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

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