- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

why did katy fall off her bike?

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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