What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Oh s***

get in the car.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

A frog hops into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get you to drink?". The frog hops out and the bartender realizes he is talking to animals because he has anxiety issues and all of his friends leave him and he spends every night crying and waiting to be loved...so he shoots himself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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