- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

Click here to end the world.

You had better thumbs up this post.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

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