- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

Ham sandwich

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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