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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

what do you call your mama at the gas station

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

what do you call a young man? a little boy

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken