- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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