- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Moral

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

AIDS.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

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